Britney Spears needs some smokes...

Mothers, if you want lessons in how to raise a child, look no further than Mrs. Federline Spears (or is it Spears Federline?)! Here is the amateur mother riding in her SUV with her baby in her lap.

Oops! Did I say riding? She's driving, silly!

Yes, Britney is driving with her baby in her lap! No car seats for this woman! She lives on the edge! I hope she's AT LEAST listening to Baby Mozart! That crap will make a baby smart!

--Bitches. Rich Bitches!